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Advantage Megatron

Rob Ryan, Cowboys Defensive Coordinator, pre-game:

We work against better receivers with Miles Austin and Dez Bryant. They are probably two of the premier receivers in football, but [Calvin Johnson] is right there. He’s almost that good.

Jim Schwartz, Lions Head Coach, post-game:

I’m glad the third-best wide receiver on the Cowboys is on our team.

I’m over here developing quite a man-crush on Jimmy Schwartz. And as entertaining as the Brothers Ryan pre-game bravado vomit usually is, it backfires HARD when you lose games — especially when Terrence Newman is the guy you’re sending out one-on-one against Johnson.

Advantage Megatron. Ryan roasted. Lions win.

(Source: nfl.com)

  1. geodetea reblogged this from chitwoodandhobbs and added:
    I love Schwartz’s quote. Hah.
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    Absolute classic.
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